Yea... you know you will always find weird people if you live in a city, right? Today is just another day where I didn't have freaking hobos asking to buy them drink or asking for some change. Whatever.
So today story here we go...
While waiting for the bus 2C to go to my student dentist appointment, some black guy was all," Hi, I wonder if you can give me your number?".
I thought it was so lame. I just gave him a simple line, " I'm married, dude".
He was all, " Really?!"
I gave him a nod.
No shit. Gotta love Stevens Square and the freaks, right?. Shit.
The bus arrived finally. I got on. But wait, The bus didn't even move. It turned out the next driver should have arrived there at the first place. He was so late that the other passengers started to yell out " fuck", "motherfucker", and all that stuff out.
He finally arrived. Changed seat with the previous driver. He looked all upset and then started to drive. It must have been his bad day or something. He didn't pay attention to the lady who wanted to get off the bus. She yelled, "Yoohoo! I was trying to get off, bus driver!".
The bus driver replied, " You gotta make your mind then!"
The lady replied back, "I gave you the stop sign!"
The driver didn't reply he kept on driving again and then stopped at the next bus stop.
A black guy walked from back row seat toward to the bus driver. He said to the bus driver, " You know you're an ASSHOLE, right?!"
Snap...
Finally arrived at the Moos tower. Lame name. Got my teeth cleaned up. The student dentist is so so so nice and pretty too.
Done.
Walked my way to the elevator. Suddenly some guy yelled out for me to hold the door. He turned out very old and short. He was wearing this baseball hat with a big ass writing on it. VIETNAM.
I went ahead, " Hey I like Phao..."
He was all smiley and replied with his bad English that I didn't have a clue what he was talking about. I asked him to repeat what he said.
He was asking where I come from. I answered Indonesia.
He was all, "Indonesia aaaahh... I like you people.... beeutipool!"
We got out on the same floor. He seemed to be confused with the automatic door. I told him to go with the door that looks like "merry go round" which I never like. He went ahead.
When we were outside he was trying to pick up a conversation with me. His English was so bad that I had to ask him to say it again.
He wanted me to tell him how to say thank you in Indonesian language. I told him and he said it right.
I gave him a bye but he was trying to hold me and he went ahead, " I love you..."
I laughed and I told him, " No no no you don't love me. You like me"
He went ahead, " Yes yes... I like you". He then laughed.
Then we said bye.
I was like... no shit. I just couldn't wait to get on a bus taking me back.
2 random weirdos is enough for a day.